|Mar. 16th, 2007 07:21 pm|
if people could live forever there would be no hearbreak. because you would pursue your love forever.2 comments - Leave a comment
|Mar. 4th, 2007 08:57 am|
what's the point of blaming your parents if they're just gonna blame theirsLeave a comment
|Sep. 23rd, 2006 04:39 am|
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|Apr. 23rd, 2006 03:19 pm hmm...|
- You should always store porn in an airtight container in the fridge!
- Contrary to popular belief, porn is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
- Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of porn in a day!
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of porn.
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in porn!
- When porn is swallowed, it will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
- Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by porn fighting underground.
- It is bad luck to walk under porn.
- Porn is born white; its pink feathers are caused by pigments in its typical diet of shrimp.
- If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets porn.
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